piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

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bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

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tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

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poopflow:

donuts are 0 calories if you only eat the middle

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