f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
(Source: slimed)
fat white ppl like me were not designed for the sun and heat.
i have layers for the winter. and my skin is the whitest because i like to shade bathe and wear more layers. not strip down and sweat the fat out.
- husband: why are you crying
- me: because
- husband: why tell me
- me: because i HAD A BLOG ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME US BEING TOGETHER AND OMG BRB FANGIRLING HI GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW SO I CAN POST IT ON MY BLOG YEAH I STILL HAVE THE BLOG OMG CAN I POST OUR MARRIAGE PHOTOS ON MY BLOG TOO UGH MY FOLLOWERS WOULD LOVE THAT
